This /now/ page was last updated on 29 Mar 2025.

Current projects

  • Brain - A project to make a digital brain.
  • Swarm - A docker swarm setup with automatic distributed file system. Somewhere for my projects and websites to run.
  • Bread and Butter - The day job, pays the bills, freelance PHP dev and Sysadmin.

18:30

I get a move on when I see the graffiti lads, cause I don’t want to get in the way of art.

No, I’ve never spoke to them or seen their faces, I’m too mentally whoojitted to make eye contact with people I know, never mind two [redacted] aged strangers, haha. I recognise them by [redacted] and the massive fuckin sack of spray [redacted] and even more [redacted] on the side. I’m not sure the massive [redacted]s were necessary but hey, I’m not an artist.

I don’t see them doing their thing, they don’t see me doing my thing.

(my thing is being a massive nerd in the middle of nature planning and working on tech projects on his phone)

Disclaimer: this witty anecdote has been time delayed by rand(2,14) days.

18:41

Most birds seem to fly away on a dumbass trajectory.

As in if you’re walking towards them they’ll go further away from you on your walking line instead of off to the side.

Eventually they’ll fly to a tree or just away in general away but yeah, just go to the side! Good lord, nature.

Crows seem to be an exception. They go almost 90 degrees away from the path you’re taking if there’s space for it, or up a tree from the get go.

Pigeons.. if I took up running I could probably get past them before they fly away. Very slow CPU on ’em, those lads.