Ooh. You’ve either found something of mine or you’ve just found this page. Nice one. If you’ve just found this page this is gonna be pretty boring.

Assuming you’re here to try to return something of mine, please contact me via cohan@cohan.dev - Put “I’ve found your {thing}” in the subject, replacing {thing} with whatever it is you’ve found of mine. Let me know whereabouts you found it and where in the world you are. I’ll be in touch with a plan of action to get it home!

Put the word “xyzzy” in the email body somewhere. Literally anywhere, paste it after your name or whatever. Don’t overthink it. It just skips a few mail filters. :)